Agar Aapki Biwi Aapka Kaha Nahi Manti To . .. ... Mere Bhai Itne Dhyaan Se Mat Padho! Kisi Ki Nahi Manti! Aap Kar Bhi Kya Sakte Ho?
Patni: Tum Ye Rojroj Upar Dekhkar Patthar Kyon Marte Ho? Pati: Kyonki Ek Din Mujhse Kisi Ne Kaha Ki Jodi Upar Se Bankar Aati Hai
Patni Apne Pati Se: Doctor Ne Mujhe Ek Mahine Ka Aaram Aur Kisi Hillstation Par Jane Ko Kaha Hai Ham Kaha Jayenge? Pati: Kisi Dusre Doctor Ke Paas
Pati(Sham Ko Ghar Laut Kar): Aaj Subah Pata Nahin Kiska Muh Dekh Kar Utha Tha Ki Khana Bhi Nasib Nahin Hua Patni: Mainne To Tumhen Kitni Bar Kaha Hai Ki Badroom Men Lage Ine Ko Hata Do Varna Rojana Yahi Shikayat Rahegi
Patni: Roko Samne Diwar Hai Roko... Aur Dhadam! Hospital Men: Patni: Itna Kaha Roko Samne Diwar Hai To Gadi Roki Kyon Nahin? Pati: Par Gadi To Tum Chala Rahi Thi
Pati: Kaha Gayi Thi? Patni: Khun Dene Pati: Jab Tak Mera Khun Piti Thi Tab Tak To Thik Tha Ab Use Bechane Bhi Lagi?